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Innovation

Every day, something we make makes your life better. 

Usually. 

What do we make? 

Power, we make that. Technology, we make that too. Cows. Well no, we don't make that. Although, we have made a sheep. We make medicine, food, all sorts of things. Now stop asking questions.

Military Applications

  • Airdropped "Bunnies"

  • Deadly Solar Ovens

  • Weaponized STIs

  • and more...

Biomedical

  • Pills that look like candy

  • Unregulated Bio-A.I.

  • Feline Ear Augmentations

  • Human Feline Ear Augmentations

  • and more...

Food Products

  • Cowless Beef

  • "Extra-Fun" Mac and Cheese

  • Aerodynamic Bagels

  • and more...

Other

  • Sweet-Scented Light Bulbs

  • The Octo-Chicken

  • Hornet Attracting Perfume

  • and more...

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